NAME - ‘Boy’ 

For legal reasons ‘boy’s real name will no be disclosed in any posts, and for his own safety against a swarm of angry feminists.

AGE - 22 

SEX - Male

EYES - Brown

HAIR - Brown

NATIONALITY - Australian / Part Irish Republican

SKIN - Light Olive (although if enough time spent in the sun, very tanned)

GENRE CLICHE - ‘The bad boy’

RELATIONSHIP STATUS - In a relationship with N/A

SMOKER - (Unfortunately) Yes

OCCUPATION - ‘Full time sick cunt’         also a concreter.

About A Boy -

Boy was born in a small coastal town, he has two brothers 18 and 10. Boys parents have recently divorced, he lives with his father and brother aged 18. His mother and youngest brother live in neighbouring town, he holds a good bond with his mother still, and his dad is out of town a lot.

Boy attended many various high schools in his area due to ‘misunderstandings’ and ‘mischievous behaviour’. Boy is very intellectual and has a interest in history, both modern and ancient. He enjoys a good book by Conn Iggulden and has recently watched ‘The Zeitgeist’ series.

Boy listens to a large variety of music. His favourite song is ‘THE OCEAN - LED ZEPPELIN’, His all time favorite DJ is Deadmau5. Boy enjoys surfing, a good movie, drugs with friends and women. Lots of women. He also reads a manga comic for adults named Naruto and enjoys staying up late to watch the live streamed episodes from Japan. 

Some of boys favorite movies include, The Fountain, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Blue Streak, Anchorman and The Loved Ones.

Boy is currently unemployed as he just moved back home from the west coast, he isnt really complaining as its summer and there is plenty of surf. Boy hopes to one day be a history teacher. 

Boy would rather be a star in hell then a slave in heaven.

Boy has a twist on life like no other. His thoughts on life and how to live are what makes him so interesting.

His motto on life is - plenty of memories, livin life, no regrets.

Sam, Emma, Melissa, Brooke, Tatum, Natalie, Haley, Keira, Caitlin, Kate, Felicity, Bec, Amanda, Brittany, Stacey, Tenneille, Karly, Jess, Alysha, Amy, Claire, Jessie, Sharna, Jamie, Elyshia, Sammy, Lisa, Kim, Jodie.

Yep, you’ve counted right. 29 girls in 30 days. For a guy living without a mobile phone it seems almost impossible!

Most people would think. Wow, where would you find the time for all these girls?

Let alone have enough time to keep the strung along  

In three days, between three different girls. The conversations generally seem as if its a broken record. 

GIRL ONE.

 February 14 at 6:25pm  hayy im alright i slept in untill 4:30 this arvo after last nyt lol, was a very long night and i still feel tired from oversleeping a lil, but yeh the party was ohkay i guess.
i spent mine sleeping lol but i hope yu had a wonderful valentines day gorjus :) x







GIRL TWO.January 13 at 12:04am  hay sorry i was such a baked kook tonight lol if i wasnt so blazed i would have been tryin my hardest to kiss you :P




GIRL THREE.January 15 at 5:00pm  Im here for you if you need someone to talk to babe, im on my way back from down the coast early so I can see yu and make sure your alright






NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. AS IF YOU WOULD FALL FOR THA. BUT THIS GOES ON FOR MONTHS.GIRL AFTER GIRL AFTER GIRL.
HE PLAYS THE ROLE OF THE MISUNDERSTOOD BOY WITH A HEART OF GOLD. JUST LOOKING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL . . OR 3AND TO THINK SOME OF THESE GIRLS HAVE HUSBANDS & KIDS OR LIVE WITH THEIR LONG TERM BOYFRIENDS AND SNEAK OFF FOR PASSIONATE HOOK UPS WITH THIS BOY.


BOY  December 6, 2010 at 1:48pm where have you been all my life baby, i just got back from ***, come see me!!!



GIRL December 7 at 2:13pm
 hey babe sorry bout last night *** was sitting right next to me! i’ll come see ya though the week while his at work if ya want are you working??? i think i drove past you down hear one day on ur bike, i have a white kia roi sports hatch back now. so fucking keen 2 c u!!!! xxxx
GIRL December 10 at 8:36am  Report
hey babes *** still hasnt fucking worked alllllllll week!!!!! hopefully he will go next week and i can come see ya….. thinkin bout u all the time xxx





T.B.C… . 

welcome!

have you ever met a boy that you would think has a million girls wanting to be his one and only yet he seems to tell you all the things you’ve been yearning to hear? he seems to make your heart melt with every flicker of his eye in your direction? words seem so much sweeter as they roll of his tongue, his touch gives you goosebumps and even the thought of kissing his lips makes your knees give way.

ok, im sure every girl has been in the situation of meeting one of these amazingly good looking, suave and desirable guys. 

well im going to give you a massive wake up call about the boys that is seems to be totally and utterly smitten over you (and vice versa) 

your wasting your valuable time and energy. 

he isnt into you. 

this blog is dedicated to a very special friend, for without my friend. . i wouldnt be able to exploit what guys are really like.